BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[Molpet]

 

[Molpet]

The finch threw me. I spent way tooooo looong on this. Thank you for the spoiler.

Yes I was scratching my head too.
Fortunately someone gave the answers in the comments.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[Squawkers]

Maybe someone who gets hit by porch pirates should order a box of snakes! Harmless ones, of course.

No no no… rattle snakes

 

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[Smoked Brisket]

No no no… rattle snakes

Okay. Black racers might work. Nasty bite, then they speed off and get lost in the sofa.
But you don't want to leave it on your porch or they may want to seek revenge.
If you leave it on the porch of your neighborhood arch enemy, and it doesn't get stolen, they will bring it in and open it. Win either way.
But no, I don't spend a lot of time thinking about this.