Ok, true story from last night. Husband was falling asleep in his recliner while I was puttering about with bedtime routine. He is a deep sleeper and will often talk or answer questions while he is falling asleep and not remember any of it later.
I was looking and calling for our chihuahua, Pancho, and finally found he had already put himself to bed.
Me: “I found him! He burrowed under our covers with a blanket all piled on top. So cute!”
DH: “Food Baby.”
Me: “Pancho isn’t a food baby.”
DH: “Not yet.”
Me: “We don’t eat chihuahuas.”
DH: “Maybe you don’t.”
Me: “We don’t eat chihuahuas.”
DH: “More for me.”
He didn’t remember any of that conversation this morning.