BYC's Random Funny Posting Thread! Hosts Mike & Sally

[BullChick]

An elderly couple, married for decades, dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter gives them a grand tour of Heaven — a beautiful mansion, gourmet food, a perfect golf course, everything free and effortless.
The wife is thrilled.
The husband, however, keeps getting grumpier and grumpier.
Finally the wife asks, "What's wrong?"
And he snaps:
"If it weren't for all your blasted bran muffins and health food, I could've been here YEARS ago!"

 

[CombNWattles]

I’ve been on here almost 20 years too

That’s like the length of my existence. Sometimes I can’t believe I’m self-aware and intelligent when I’ve only been around for the amount of time that some people have been on a website/lived in a particular place/worked a job…

 

[ShrekDawg]

That’s like the length of my existence. Sometimes I can’t believe I’m self-aware and intelligent when I’ve only been around for the amount of time that some people have been on a website/lived in a particular place/worked a job…

Oh wow