Calling all teenagers

[BackroadGirl57]

So marines is for crayon eaters, the air force is for people who want to go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, army is for normal people, navy is for navy people, coast guard is for slightly more navy people with fast boats, and space force is for a boring desk job?

Essentially.

 

[BackroadGirl57]

Found in the comments section on a Nikko Ortiz (my favorite YouTuber) video:



1. Air Force: Is it moving? Call for help.

2. Coast Guard: Is it moving? Hug it and make it your friend.

3. Navy: Is it moving? Hug it, and make it your friend with benefits.

4. Army: Is it moving? If yes, shoot it till it ain't.

5. Marines: Is it moving? If yes, kill it by any means necessary till it's not.

6. Space Force: Is it moving? Enslave it and it's people and use it to kill everything they love, and make sure they have no way to retaliate. Especially if it messed with your potato.

 

[notabitail]

Found in the comments section on a Nikko Ortiz (my favorite YouTuber) video:



1. Air Force: Is it moving? Call for help.

2. Coast Guard: Is it moving? Hug it and make it your friend.

3. Navy: Is it moving? Hug it, and make it your friend with benefits.

4. Army: Is it moving? If yes, shoot it till it ain't.

5. Marines: Is it moving? If yes, kill it by any means necessary till it's not.

6. Space Force: Is it moving? Enslave it and it's people and use it to kill everything they love, and make sure they have no way to retaliate. Especially if it messed with your potato.

What if it's a alien?

 

[notabitail]

I'd better go finish today's blog post...

 

[BackroadGirl57]

What if it's a alien?

Space Force (one of Nikko's characters, he's hilarious) was born in a Martian ghetto. He'll handle em. Especially if they mess with the potato.

 

[BackroadGirl57]

I'd better go finish today's blog post...

And my computer battery is at 4%... I'm out for a couple hours

 

[notabitail]

And my computer battery is at 4%... I'm out for a couple hours

Get back over here soon.

 

[Logar]

Found in the comments section on a Nikko Ortiz (my favorite YouTuber) video:



1. Air Force: Is it moving? Call for help.

2. Coast Guard: Is it moving? Hug it and make it your friend.

3. Navy: Is it moving? Hug it, and make it your friend with benefits.

4. Army: Is it moving? If yes, shoot it till it ain't.

5. Marines: Is it moving? If yes, kill it by any means necessary till it's not.

6. Space Force: Is it moving? Enslave it and it's people and use it to kill everything they love, and make sure they have no way to retaliate. Especially if it messed with your potato.

Oh I have seen some of his videos before!

 

[Addicted To Chickens]

I'd better go finish today's blog post...

Oooh, you're making a new one?

 

[notabitail]

Oooh, you're making a new one?

Yes, I'll let you know when it's out. Going to take me a bit longer to finish writing it and converting it to a format my website can read, complete with pictures and stuff.