Calling all teenagers

[BackroadGirl57]

Air force? ewwwwwww.
Marines are way better. I heard you get a pack of yummy crayons every week

Um concerned and confused I had family members in both and let me tell you Air Force is better from what I’ve heard

Yep Tes is right, this conversation happened between me and an AF veteran I know:

Me:"So you did your 20 years and got out, how was Air Force compared to the other branches?"
Him: *hehehe* "Much better. Lemme tell ya, I've been on Marine Corps bases, Army bases, and we airmen have it pretty good. I asked one Marine 'What's that?' and he was like
'Oh that's our barracks.'
'Your what?'
'That's our barracks.'
*chuckles to himself again* I was a mechanic, but there are some pretty heavy jobs in there. Special Warfare's definitely not in the Chair Force stereotype, takes a lot."
Me: *makes my "good to know" face*
Him: "Yeah, but at least we have air conditioning."

 

[Logar]

Air Force is for intellectuals. Marines is for buff men.

and the army is for normal people? what does that make coast guard and navy and space force people then?

 

[Logar]

Crayons... Or airplanes? You have to choose. I know, it's really hard, and it's okay that you struggle with it. *Pats back* We will be here with you to comfort you during this process of decision.

I choose planes made of crayons!

 

[TesoroSena]

Yep Tes is right, this conversation happened between me and an AF veteran I know:

Me:"So you did your 20 years and got out, how was Air Force compared to the other branches?"
Him: *hehehe* "Much better. Lemme tell ya, I've been on Marine Corps bases, Army bases, and we airmen have it pretty good. I asked one Marine 'What's that?' and he was like
'Oh that's our barracks.'
'Your what?'
'That's our barracks.'
*chuckles to himself again* I was a mechanic, but there are some pretty heavy jobs in there. Special Warfare's definitely not in the Chair Force stereotype, takes a lot."
Me: *makes my "good to know" face*
Him: "Yeah, but at least we have air conditioning."

Yep my uncle was in the Air Force and is now well off and a pilot. They take care of their men.

and the army is for normal people? what does that make coast guard and navy and space force for?

Army is for naturalists and normal people, coast guard is for swimmers, navy is for mechanics and also buff men. My Grampa was in the navy he is now almost seventy and still runs triathlons and lifts weights. He actually went skydiving last year. He holds a handstand better than I do I’m good at those

 

[BackroadGirl57]

and the army is for normal people? what does that make coast guard and navy and space force for?

Army is normies. Coast Guard is Navy but with faster boats. The Navy is, well, the Navy... IYKYK. Space Force is for the guys/girls who couldn't decide between being astronauts, soldiers, scientists, or clinical maniacs as kids.

 

[BackroadGirl57]

I choose planes made of crayons!

How about Marine pilot then? Best of both worlds?

 

[Addicted To Chickens]

 

[Logar]

Space Force is for the guys/girls who couldn't decide between being astronauts, soldiers, scientists, or clinical maniacs as kids.

yet they somehow ended up with a desk job

 

[Logar]

Army is normies. Coast Guard is Navy but with faster boats. The Navy is, well, the Navy... IYKYK.

So marines is for crayon eaters, the air force is for people who want to go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, army is for normal people, navy is for navy people, coast guard is for slightly more navy people with fast boats, and space force is for a boring desk job?

 

[Logar]

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