Calling all teenagers

[Lovely Lettie]

Not you, silly. Chicken Abigail. The Speckled Sussex.

I'd say Abs is better

 

[notabitail]

I'd say Abs is better

Who's Abs?

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

Not you, silly. Chicken Abigail. The Speckled Sussex.

Pfft, we all know who you really meant

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

Who's Abs?

Me. Duh.

 

[notabitail]

Me. Duh.

Didn't know you were named after a car part. What a tragedeigh.

 

[Lovely Lettie]

WHY? BECAUSE SHE LIKE AUTOMATIC BRAKING SYSTEMS???!!!

 

[notabitail]

Pfft, we all know who you really meant

The chicken? Yes, her. She is still my favorite hen, even though I haven't seen her for ages.

 

[notabitail]

Perfect description of the internet.

 

[Lovely Lettie]

The chicken? Yes, her. She is still my favorite hen, even though I haven't seen her for ages.

Your chicken is

 

[Lovely Lettie]

Perfect description of the internet.

Perfect description of you