Calling all teenagers

[GracePoultry]

im going to get to 300 messages in the next 5 minutes so just ignore the next random messages lol

 

[GracePoultry]

• What do you call a prankster chicken? A practical yolker.

 

[GracePoultry]

• What do you call a chicken who marches to the beat of her own drum? Eggcentric.

 

[GracePoultry]

• Why don’t chickens practice stand-up comedy on their eggs? They don’t want to crack them up.

 

[GracePoultry]

• What does a possessed chicken lay? Deviled eggs.

 

[GracePoultry]

• Why did the chicken only lay eggs in the winter? She’s no spring chicken.

 

[Logar]

im going to get to 300 messages in the next 5 minutes so just ignore the next random messages lol

Why not just talk about random crap with me? I am very good at that

 

[GracePoultry]

• What’s a chicken’s favorite book? “Great Eggs-peck-tations.”

 

[GracePoultry]

• What’s a chicken’s favorite vegetable? Eggplant

 

[GracePoultry]

• What kind of car does a chicken drive? A Coop DeVille.