Okay, I'm eating breakfast, but I pushed past that and watched the video. Halfway through, I had a vision of walking out in the morning and finding my 2-year-old sitting in front of the T.V. eating the 'new granola'.
I know I am going to slapped on the wrist for this and modded but sometimes everyone has to be a little bad:
Try here for sending bugs to your "loved" ones:
Oh crud, I can't do it, the site has explicit language.
But I will say that there is a website where you can buy a certain type of insect that lives in a certain part of someones body and you can infect them...
Revenge Crabs.