Can ______ Survive a Zombie Apocalypse?

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Ec_Prokta, Oct 3, 2009.

  1. Ec_Prokta

    Ec_Prokta Continuum Shift Anomaly

    Jan 14, 2009
    The rules are:

    1. You take a character you like (I'll pick... Robin Hood. [Also, if you can, put in a small description of the character you picked])
    2. You put the name in the blank (Can Robin Hood survive a zombie apocalypse?)
    3. The below poster says if he can or cant, and why. They then pick the next person to judge (Example: Me: Can Robin Hood survive a zombie apocalypse? Justino: Yes, because he can score headshots easily. Can my chicken survive a zombie apocalypse?)

    So... Here goes.

    Can Robin Hood survive a zombie apocalypse?
     
  2. stephys_fluffybutts

    stephys_fluffybutts Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Yes he can shoot the zombies in the head with a bow & arrow

    Quote:Alice from the movie Resident Evil, Well she kills zombies soooo
    Can Alice survive a zombie apocalypse?
     
  3. birdsofthefarm

    birdsofthefarm Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Yes, as you said she kills zombies

    Can Chicken Little Survive a zombie apocalypse?
     
  4. obe10

    obe10 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    yes, because chicken little can peck the zombie to death (again)



    can a baby brahma chick Survive a zombie apocalypse?
     
  5. FrizzleFreak

    FrizzleFreak Chillin' With My Peeps

    yes, because even teh zombies cannot resist the charms of a little feather footed fuzzball.
    could a turket SAZA?
     
  6. farmerlor

    farmerlor Chillin' With My Peeps

    Quote:Well, since zombies eat brains he'll see the turkeys aren't a good source of food and he'll move on. Oh, that was cruel, I love my little turkeys.
    Can Homer Simpson survive?
     
  7. saddina

    saddina Internally Deranged

    May 2, 2009
    Desert, CA
    Quote:Well, since zombies eat brains he'll see the turkeys aren't a good source of food and he'll move on. Oh, that was cruel, I love my little turkeys.
    Can Homer Simpson survive?

    Only because Lisa outthinks the zombies.

    Can a platypus survive the zombie apolopacayse?
     
  8. birdsofthefarm

    birdsofthefarm Chillin' With My Peeps

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    yes. He could make that weird chattering noise and annoy the zombies away

    could a worm
     
  9. Ec_Prokta

    Ec_Prokta Continuum Shift Anomaly

    Jan 14, 2009
    Yeah, he coulf just tunnel underground.

    Could Bill Gates SAZA?
     
  10. birdsofthefarm

    birdsofthefarm Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Yes, he could use his MATH LAZER vision to kill them muahahaha [​IMG] [​IMG]
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    Could Joe Bob [​IMG]
     
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