can chickens drink moonshine???

[Junkmanme]

Although I am certainly NO CHEMIST, I seriously doubt that there is any chemical difference between Vodka and Moonshine! (except perhaps the "proof").

-Junkmanme-

 

[lighthawk]

This is a Joke RIGHT? C'mon let me in on it...... Why on earth would you waste good moonshine on a Chicken???????

 

[milestoog]

Benefits of giving chickens moonshine:

1. Revenuers would never look there

2. They wouldn't get cold at night

3. It might not make them well.... but they wouldn't care

4. The rooster would protect your property from EVERYTHING and be bullet proof to boot

 

[Happy Chooks]

I knew this thread would be hilarious!

Thanks for the laughs!

 

[deerman]

If you get pull over for DUI, Sir " No have not been drinking ,I just ate some fried drunkin chicken."

 

[speckledhen]

Pickled chickens? Hmm. Nah.

 

[lighthawk]

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Always keep a gallon of Vodka in the cupboard just in case I happen to mistake anti-freeze for soda pop. Darned if I'll share it with a chicken though. Less he can learn to gut, skin and process a deer and change the oil in my truck.

 

[Opa]

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Rich you mean to tell me that you've never heard of stewed hen?

 

[lighthawk]

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Rich you mean to tell me that you've never heard of stewed hen?

Now that you mention it...

 

[CARS]

My turkeys like beer. Chickens don't care for it though.

My feed is made from distillers grain from the local ethanol plant though and when it's fresh it smells like a still