Caption Contest!!! Starts 7/8 Ends 7/12

[rodriguezpoultry]

OK...I'm probably going to get into trouble BUT:

"That jackass!"

 

[insiderart]

1. "Gaaak! Hairball!"

2. "So last night on byc chat debiraymond said her chickens were finally lying! Bwahaaaaaaaa! Her chickens were LYING! So I asked her, 'how did she know, did she give them a polygraph?'" Whooo hoo hooo that debiraymond cracks me up!

 

[Rooster Cogburn Jr.]

....and she said you idiot!!!! That's a duck not a pig!!!! And the farmer said "I'll have you know I was talking to the duck"!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahaha

 

[chickenlover98]

YAWN!

BLEGH! I think i over did it, BLEGH!

AHHH! Birdzilla's in here, and this time he looks like a chicken!!

FARMER!! WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST!?!

SHUT UP, ROOSTER!!!

 

[Nivrocco]

THAT egg comes from WHERE???

 

[Sillystunt]

Omg, i should have never tasted that fireball jaw breaker~

This is my Jim carrey Ace Ventura pet detective imatation~

Umm, my momma done told me, to get something for dinner...uhh which way did he go, which way did he go?

I get no respect i tell ya, no respect~

Darn i hate when i fart and cough at the same time...Excuse me! Hey you there,don't light that match~

 

[chickenlover98]

Quote:
HA!!!!!!!!!! I'm losing air choking laughing about that one!!

HA!!

 

[Zahboo]

Watch me demolish the fence with my mind!

COME ON ROOSTER, IT'S 2am!

Put the food in my mouth, IN MY MOUTH!

 

[LilbitChicken]

Let's see...(my 5 yr old son will give a few ideas)

1. "to infinity and BEYOND!"
2. "Help! I'm choking on my touge!" gag...gag..gag....
3. "AHH- get away from ME!"


(now my alomst 3 yr old daughter)

4. "AHHHHHHHHH!"


(now me.....hum)
5. "and you thought I looked funny- hahahahaha!"



(great pic SIL)

 

[giasmom]

Hey, hey, hey man, Check out tha SIZE of this big Green WORM just lying here in front of me ! DINNER !!!!!!!!! Its mine I say, mine All MINE !!!!!!! My BIG GREEN WORM !!! Quick, someone ring the DINNER bell !!!