Caption Needed!

[Jan336]

I have found this hilarious photo, and would love to hear some great captions! Not a contest, but more of a gathering of creativity and humor!

Everyone please feel free to add their caption or story behind this hilarious photo:

 

[thebirdguy]

STOP!! In the name of love......

 

[pinkchick]

Rooster - "I told you it's no use.....I'm going to cross the road and you can't stop me!"

 

[pinkchick]

Chicken X-ing traffic cop?

 

[Sjisty]

I understand budget cuts, but why did they have to pair me with a police chicken?

 

[ca]

Go, find them, brutus!

(scent-rooster, can even follow flying convicts as opposed to just fleeing convicts)

 

[Jan336]

"Run Forrest! Run!!!"..........

 

[FireTigeris]

"Stop, or I'll yell stop again!"

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

"You can run, but you can't hide! Just wait'll I get my attack pigeons..."

 

[gmendoza]

"YOU DIRTY BIRD! THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW WILL DEAL WITH YOU!"