Xouie
Crowing
Hi Everybirdie, my name is Chocolate Chip and I have a problem.... I can’t stop getting into the cats’ food. Wet, dry, whatever — if it’s in Hamlet and Ophelia’s dishes, I gotta have it. Mom lectures, puts up barriers (as IF — I’m a great little flyer), and tried moving their food, but I’m too smart for her. Now she tries to catch me by sitting outside so I’ve learned to be very quiet to sneak past her. I even came out in the rain the other day when I heard a can being opened. Look, I know it’s bad, but it’s sooooo good!
Mom’s even posting my mugshot here to warn everybirdie about me. I’m so ashamed (NOT)!
Mom’s even posting my mugshot here to warn everybirdie about me. I’m so ashamed (NOT)!