Okay, you're probably thinking " What the heck? " but at the farm I work at I catch chickens!
I'm serious, my boss gives me a net and I run across the pastures catching her escaped fowl.
Of course, I don't pay any mind to the electric fence they cleverly duck under. BZZZT!
Then the farm dog comes and starts herding the chickens and they come around. They cluck like crazy
and are man enough to fly straight through the electric fence. I could catch them but if not the electric fence, it's the
horses in the field that stop me. When I do manage to snatch a bird, it makes the most horrid sound I've ever heard.
I calmly tell the chicken, " You are OKAY, I do not wish do harm you!" Funny thing, the chicken actually quiets down.
Though I can usually catch one in a day, some chickens are so clever they just know every way to get away from me!
They slip away! Oh,well just another day for THE CHICKEN CATACHER!
I'm serious, my boss gives me a net and I run across the pastures catching her escaped fowl.
Of course, I don't pay any mind to the electric fence they cleverly duck under. BZZZT!
Then the farm dog comes and starts herding the chickens and they come around. They cluck like crazy
and are man enough to fly straight through the electric fence. I could catch them but if not the electric fence, it's the
horses in the field that stop me. When I do manage to snatch a bird, it makes the most horrid sound I've ever heard.
I calmly tell the chicken, " You are OKAY, I do not wish do harm you!" Funny thing, the chicken actually quiets down.
Though I can usually catch one in a day, some chickens are so clever they just know every way to get away from me!
They slip away! Oh,well just another day for THE CHICKEN CATACHER!
