A referee at a football match notices that one of the players
looks like a chicken. So he goes up to the player, runs alongside
him and asks him, "Excuse me, would I be right in thinking that
you're actually a chicken?"
So the player says "Yes, I am."
"It's a bit unusual for a chicken to play football, isn't it?" asks the
ref.
"But I only play occasionally, I don't get much time off from my
job. I'm a lawyer, you see," says the chicken.
So the referee blows his whistle, and sends the chicken off the
pitch.
"What was that for?" asks the chicken.
"Professional fowl
looks like a chicken. So he goes up to the player, runs alongside
him and asks him, "Excuse me, would I be right in thinking that
you're actually a chicken?"
So the player says "Yes, I am."
"It's a bit unusual for a chicken to play football, isn't it?" asks the
ref.
"But I only play occasionally, I don't get much time off from my
job. I'm a lawyer, you see," says the chicken.
So the referee blows his whistle, and sends the chicken off the
pitch.
"What was that for?" asks the chicken.
"Professional fowl
