Chicken Jokes

[NickyKnack]

Why did the chicken crossed the road halfway?

She wanted to lay it on the line.
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[NickyKnack]

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

She was afraid someone would Caesar!
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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, then crosses the road again and roll in the dirt?

A dirty double-crossing chicken!

 

[NickyKnack]

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a pitbull?

Just a pitbull!
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?

An alarm cluck!
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What do you get when you cross a dog with a chicken?

A hen that lays poosched eggs!

 

[NickyKnack]

What goes Peck, Peck, Peck, boom?

A chicken in a minefield!
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What is the best car to be driving when you want to play chicken?

A coupe!

 

[NickyKnack]

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, what kind of tree does a chicken come from?

A poul-tree!
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What do chickens grow on?

Eggplants!
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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggrolls!
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Why did the chicken disappoint his mother?

He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!

 

[NickyKnack]

Who tells chicken jokes?

Comedihens!
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How do chickens bake a cake?

From scratch!
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How does a chicken mail a letter?

In an HEN-velope!
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What did the sick chicken say?

I have people pox!

 

[NickyKnack]

Hope that helps. Good luck at the fair!

 

[hbhoffman]

Those are very funny! Thank you! I now have several to choose from and lots of laughs.

 

[NickyKnack]

Those are very funny! Thank you! I now have several to choose from and lots of laughs. 

You're welcome!

 

[hbhoffman]

Definitely using the cross the line halfway,eggrolls and from scratch jokes. Those so good!