Chicken Jokes

[Yowza Wowza]

When Fruit Comes From A Fruit Tree, What Kind Of Tree Does Chicken Come From?
A Poul-Tree.

 

[Yowza Wowza]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
* Because it needed the exercise.
* It wanted a change of scenery.
* To go home. He had previously crossed the road to get to the other side, and now he was returning to where he originally came from.
* All the other chickens were doing it, and it just wanted to fit in.
* Because he wanted to warn everybody that the sky was falling.
* It wanted to catch the bus into town.
* Because it wanted to cause a controversy as to why it crossed the road.
* I think the real question here is why did the road cross the chicken's path?
* Too long to go around it.
* Because it felt like it.
* It wanted to be famous.

 

[poult]

This is needed again

 

[Americano Blue]

 

[poult]

 

[Americano Blue]