A.T. Hagan :
Chicken math is actually very simple, but it involves symbolic logic.
T = equals the number of birds you start out thinking you want. But as as that is only a thought exercise it has no basis in observable reality.
A = equals the number of birds available to you for purchase or for free
I = equals the strength of the impulse you feel when you suddenly realize that you have access to more birds than you initially thought you wanted.
X = is number of birds that will cause your outraged spouse, parents, or significant other to hit you in the head if you bring home ONE MORE bird.
G = equals the number of foot rubs, home cooked meals, dishes washed, clothes picked up, rooms cleaned, and honey-dos accomplished you have done for the person represented by X.
Thus chicken math works this way.
X = ((T*A+I)-1) + G
You see, it's all very simple. The hard part is finding their G-spot.
Chicken math is actually very simple, but it involves symbolic logic.
T = equals the number of birds you start out thinking you want. But as as that is only a thought exercise it has no basis in observable reality.
A = equals the number of birds available to you for purchase or for free
I = equals the strength of the impulse you feel when you suddenly realize that you have access to more birds than you initially thought you wanted.
X = is number of birds that will cause your outraged spouse, parents, or significant other to hit you in the head if you bring home ONE MORE bird.
G = equals the number of foot rubs, home cooked meals, dishes washed, clothes picked up, rooms cleaned, and honey-dos accomplished you have done for the person represented by X.
Thus chicken math works this way.
X = ((T*A+I)-1) + G
You see, it's all very simple. The hard part is finding their G-spot.