Chicken oddities: what’s something you wish your chicken/chickens didn’t do?

[BDutch]

. Stupid cockerels who start to crow loudly in the morning. If they wouldn’t start to crow till after 8 during the week and 9.30 in the weekend, at least one of them could stay and become a real rooster.

And some of the thing others have mentioned, like:
. Chickens pooping on the terrace while they have a whole garden to poop in.
. Scratching for food next to the water container and a ceramic bowl.

 

[Appalachickens]

It's only happened once, but it was a chick jumping onto my shoulder then into my hair where she got hopelessly tangled and was freaking out, flapping and squawking. I got her untangled, but I'd like for that not to happen again!

 

[kattabelly]

Pulling out all the clean, dry bedding I just put in the little shelter they like to use on especially wet and windy days, so they can go back to napping on damp soil and poo.