Chicken Puns

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Amanda4414, Nov 25, 2012.

  1. Amanda4414

    Amanda4414 Out Of The Brooder

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    Feel free to add any funny puns. I know this is probably pathetic and I will regret adding this, but I'm gonna go for it. Any jokes or puns, go ahead and add them!


    I will now add this bunny, cuz he is cool

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  2. CayugaLover

    CayugaLover The Duck Whisperer

    hmm

    to get to the other slide :p


    hot, cross bunnies!
     
  3. Amanda4414

    Amanda4414 Out Of The Brooder

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    very cute... b/c of your comment, I no longer regret this thread. Hey, how did you make the thing so when you click it then the answer shows cuz i have no idea[​IMG]
     
  4. Amanda4414

    Amanda4414 Out Of The Brooder

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    There was once a very influential farmer in a remote part of China, who had a problem. His chickens were losing their feathers and dying. He sought the counsel of the two wise men in town, Hing, who was scientist, and Ming, who was a sorcerer.
    Hing, who has had man advanced course hours in poultry science, consults the classic text in poultry disease, “Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Diseases of Chickens, But Were Afraid to Ask.” In the book Hing finds a reference to the report of a study showing that feeding the chickens with an infusion of gum tree leaves is often a remedy for chickens losing their feathers. Meanwhile Ming reads obscure writings of ancient wise men, he meditates, and he reads tarot cards and examines the entrails of a pig. Getting no inspiration he uses his old standby, reading tea leaves. In a spark of discovery, it comes to him that an infusion of gum tree leaves is the cure.
    So the two wise men report back to the influential Chinese farmer. Ming says, “As gum sticks to tables and chairs, so shall an infusion of gum tree leaves make feathers stick to chickens.”
    Hing agrees, saying “Studies show that infusions of gum tree leaves alleviate feather loss in chickens.” The influential Chinese farmer is ecstatic, for the two wisest men in town are of a single mind. He decides to follow their recommendation.
    But it does not work.
    Moral of the Story: “All of Hing’s courses and all of Ming’ ken couldn’t get gum tea to feather a hen.”
     
    Last edited: Nov 25, 2012
  5. backyardcelia

    backyardcelia Chillin' With My Peeps

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    pretty punny stuff!
    & i too would like to know how to do that hidden answer thing!
     
  6. Racheroooo2

    Racheroooo2 Out Of The Brooder

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    I too have some chicken puns:

    Q: What day of the week do chickens hate the most?
    A: Fry-day

    A chicken crossing the road is a poultry in motion.[​IMG]

    Q:How long do chickens work?
    A:Around the cluck

    Q:Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
    A:He wasn't all he was cracked up to be.

    And many, many more. God, I have too much spare time. [​IMG]
     
  7. The Chook

    The Chook Out Of The Brooder

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    Those are some fowl puns, I think I may crack unless someone hatches an eggcellent pun soon
     
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  8. crazygees

    crazygees Out Of The Brooder

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    Q: When do chickens go to bed?
    A: Half past hen!
     
  9. P-Dog

    P-Dog Chillin' With My Peeps

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    These are hensane! Really clucking funny!
     
  10. HeiHeiDaRooster

    HeiHeiDaRooster New Egg

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    Eggsellent yolks, but we need to pullet more puns.

    My hens have been attracting a lot of attention from the local wild roos ters, and now my home is becoming a cock block.
     

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