Chicken Shaming to Lighten the Mood

[pipdzipdnreadytogo]

I don't know about Muscovy ducks, but I do know that Mallard derived ducks have their little bean (pointed spot on the end of their bill) that causes an incredible amount of pain when they chomp down on you.

 

[ThreeOfSeven]

Yeah, so do my ducks, and it does hurt! They're muscovy, their tips are hard, and they're really good at making me bleed sometimes.

Yikes! LOL

 

[ThreeOfSeven]

My ducks are tiny, little things, and pretty harmless. I'm obviously naive about ducks with tough bills and determination to eat whatever they can find. LOL!

 

[pipdzipdnreadytogo]

Mine are Calls, so tiny, too, but boy does Crashie know how to find the sensitive spots along my cuticles when she's in one of her moods! Stinker.

In fact, in the spirit of the thread...


"I like to dig my bill bean into the human's cuticles when she's least expecting it."

 

[ThreeOfSeven]

Mine are Calls, so tiny, too, but boy does Crashie know how to find the sensitive spots along my cuticles when she's in one of her moods! Stinker.

In fact, in the spirit of the thread...


"I like to dig my bill bean into the human's cuticles when she's least expecting it."

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OMG, he's ADORABLE!!

 

[Molpet]

I had a tick on my back I couldn't reach. Sat in the poultry yard, pulled my shirt up and a turkey picked it off for me

 

[R1V3R20NG]

 

[silkiemother]

I need a picture for this one but I have a hen who likes to go broody in winter, in the rose/ivy beds and scare the living daylights out of her mama by making me think she was taken by an animal

 

[Ginmary]

Peep and I refuse to go roost when everyone else does (must be a silkie thing) We like to stay up with our humans. But then my gas ran out in the middle of the kitchen floor.

 

[BY Bob]

Peep and I refuse to go roost when everyone else does (must be a silkie thing) We like to stay up with our humans. But then my gas ran out in the middle of the kitchen floor.
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It looks like there should be a chalk outline, some police tape, a chicken photographer, and a couple of "full size" roosters and hens discussing what happened here.

"The body was discovered at 5:00 am by Bill the rooster as he came downstairs to make coffee."

"No, her bed wasn't slept in last night"

"Any sign of fowl play?"

"Not that I see right away"