Chicken Shaming to Lighten the Mood

[SueT]

I'm so glad someone revived this thread!

I proved that leghorns DO go broody! and mom put me in jail....

 

[WhiteWaterLady]

My name is Aunt B. I've eaten 2 babies between last night and this morning. My name is Bonnie. Even though the gate is open, I'm trying to dig my way out to find Clyde.

 

[WhiteWaterLady]

My name is Chatty Cathy. I follow "mom" everywhere and never stop talking.

My name is Fluffy Butt and I never sleep in the coop.

 

[WhiteWaterLady]

My name is Jailbird. I eat other chickens when they walk past me. Now "mom" says I'm going to be stew as soon the weather warms up - whatever that means.

My name is Kellog. I'm a confirmed rapist, but the girls love me anyway.

My name is Mr. Sitz. I survived a dog attack with only a broken leg and "assorted flesh wounds" and lost enough of my roo-butt that the tail feathers never grew back like they should so my butt is bald.

 

[WhiteWaterLady]

My name is Super Dude. I like to draw blood from the back of "mom's" leg in sneak attacks while she's feeding us.

I'm Xerxes. All I do is eat and sleep. "Mom" says I'm going to turn into a pig one of these days but I don't believe her. Do you? Oh, wait, did I just photobomb in a chicken thread?

 

[Molpet]

View attachment 2077826 My name is Super Dude. I like to draw blood from the back of "mom's" leg in sneak attacks while she's feeding us.

View attachment 2077828 I'm Xerxes. All I do is eat and sleep. "Mom" says I'm going to turn into a pig one of these days but I don't believe her. Do you? Oh, wait, did I just photobomb in a chicken thread?

Super dude would make super soup at my house. lol

 

[WhiteWaterLady]

Super dude would make super soup at my house. lol

My husband has threatened him with that more than once, but he's my only surviving Buff Brahma roo. The other one was killed last spring in a dog attack.

 

[Ninjasquirrel]

I sneak in the garage when they're not looking and poop EVERYWHERE

 

[BY Bob]

My name is Fluffy Butt and I never sleep in the coop.

So he likes camping then

 

[Faraday40]

My son's serama, Coge.



"I have no self control when I'm broody."