Golly gee, I wonder how humans got UTI 100 years ago? Or in Europe? Africa? Australia? Asia? Or where vegetarians get them? Huh. They must all be lying to us to get sympathy. Jerks.
I should apply to be a scientist in the CDC, they apparently hire people off the streets with no degrees. I could just make up whatever outlandish thing I could think of to grab headlines. E-coli is everywhere, including.......GASP chickens! It MUST be related! And it's in no way linked to the fact that there are millions of e-coli on every object/animal/person on the planet.
I wonder what they'd say if I wrote a letter proposing that bacterial infections are related to people who wear shoes. It's more true than the garbage they just wrote.
I should apply to be a scientist in the CDC, they apparently hire people off the streets with no degrees. I could just make up whatever outlandish thing I could think of to grab headlines. E-coli is everywhere, including.......GASP chickens! It MUST be related! And it's in no way linked to the fact that there are millions of e-coli on every object/animal/person on the planet.
I wonder what they'd say if I wrote a letter proposing that bacterial infections are related to people who wear shoes. It's more true than the garbage they just wrote.