Teachers these days have to get creative with their punishments. I'm not allowed to paddle, if I pull a kid aside to talk to him one-on-one, I must be sleeping with him, and a phone call home gets me a sob story about how he doesn't respect his mama either and treats her the same way. I've got "the look" down, and that's usually all it takes. But not always. New school punishment option: stick them in the hallway, standing on a special tile on the floor, staring straight into the camera that monitors the hallway with 24/7 video footage. Let them know that if they move, the office will be there to pick them up. Haven't had a bit of trouble with that one yet, even though the camera's been broken all year
I had a kid once who wouldn't shut up in class. Couldn't say three words without him interrupting. I told him if I heard one more word, I was calling his mom right then & there. Next time he opened his mouth, I picked up the phone and dialed her number. Spoke with her for a moment - in front of the rest of my gawking students - and then handed him the phone. Do you know that she came to school and reamed ME for embarrassing her son!?
Needless to say, I plan for this to be my last year of teaching. I'm hanging up my ruler after five whole years on the job. Our public school system bows down to parents, fails to teach students one iota of respect or responsibility (in my school, I'm not allowed to expect a child to have a pencil or paper. I must supply it for him. Do you know how many pencils I go through in a day?! Week... Year... It's pathetic - board of education has no backbone)
Rant over.