Christmas is coming early Hatch-A-Long!

[GreenJay]

Yes! Who is taking the next verse? @TwoCrows? @fluffycrow? @GreenJay? @Sally PB ?

I've been busy working on a bunch of cracked chicken carols . After I whipped up a couple for Shabby's newsletter....
I. Just. Couldn't. Stop.

 

[2ndTink]

I've been busy working on a bunch of cracked chicken carols . After I whipped up a couple for Shabby's newsletter....
I. Just. Couldn't. Stop.

That newsletter WAS AWESOME!!!

 

[ElfenLied89]

Someone has to take today!

 

[GreenJay]

I've been busy working on a bunch of cracked chicken carols . After I whipped up a couple for Shabby's newsletter....
I. Just. Couldn't. Stop.

Gonna start a thread just so I can torture share my cracked carols .

 

[ElfenLied89]

Gonna start a thread just so I can torture share my cracked carols .

Do iiiiiiit

 

[GreenJay]

LoL, I'm working on a thread, be patient, I'm using my phone
This one is not so "cracked" but since I don't want to type out twelve verses either, I thought I would just do the twelfth verse but put decorated (hint hint @2ndTink) bird pictures with it. Maybe y'all can round up a picture or twelve to put with it? This one can be a team effort

The Twelve Days of Poultry
A partridge in a pear tree
Two turtle doves
Three french marans
Four crowing roos
Five ring neck pheasants
Six geese a-laying
Seven swans a-swimming
Eight ducks a-quacking
Nine guinea calling
Ten turkeys gobbling
Eleven peacocks strutting
Twelve quails a-drumming

This one was easy since there are already bunch of birds in the song, and too long to turn into a cracked version

 

[ElfenLied89]

LoL, I'm working on a thread, be patient, I'm using my phone
This one is not so "cracked" but since I don't want to type out twelve verses either, I thought I would just do the twelfth verse but put decorated (hint hint @2ndTink) bird pictures with it. Maybe y'all can round up a picture or twelve to put with it? This one can be a team effort

The Twelve Days of Poultry
A partridge in a pear tree
Two turtle doves
Three french marans
Four crowing roos
Five ring neck pheasants
Six geese a-laying
Seven swans a-swimming
Eight ducks a-quacking
Nine guinea calling
Ten turkeys gobbling
Eleven peacocks strutting
Twelve quails a-drumming

This one was easy since there are already bunch of birds in the song, and too long to turn into a cracked version

I love it!

 

[TwoCrows]

LoL, I'm working on a thread, be patient, I'm using my phone
This one is not so "cracked" but since I don't want to type out twelve verses either, I thought I would just do the twelfth verse but put decorated (hint hint @2ndTink) bird pictures with it. Maybe y'all can round up a picture or twelve to put with it? This one can be a team effort

The Twelve Days of Poultry
A partridge in a pear tree
Two turtle doves
Three french marans
Four crowing roos
Five ring neck pheasants
Six geese a-laying
Seven swans a-swimming
Eight ducks a-quacking
Nine guinea calling
Ten turkeys gobbling
Eleven peacocks strutting
Twelve quails a-drumming

This one was easy since there are already bunch of birds in the song, and too long to turn into a cracked version

Bravo! Encore, encore!!

 

[GreenJay]

Okay y'all, it's started -
https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/cracked-chicken-christmas-carols-and-poems.1606055/

Hey don't forget about pictures for that 12 days of poultry, otherwise boooring LoL

 

[2ndTink]

LoL, I'm working on a thread, be patient, I'm using my phone
This one is not so "cracked" but since I don't want to type out twelve verses either, I thought I would just do the twelfth verse but put decorated (hint hint @2ndTink) bird pictures with it. Maybe y'all can round up a picture or twelve to put with it? This one can be a team effort

The Twelve Days of Poultry
A partridge in a pear tree
Two turtle doves
Three french marans
Four crowing roos
Five ring neck pheasants
Six geese a-laying
Seven swans a-swimming
Eight ducks a-quacking
Nine guinea calling
Ten turkeys gobbling
Eleven peacocks strutting
Twelve quails a-drumming

This one was easy since there are already bunch of birds in the song, and too long to turn into a cracked version