LoL, I'm working on a thread, be patient, I'm using my phone

This one is not so "cracked" but since I don't want to type out twelve verses either, I thought I would just do the twelfth verse but put decorated (hint hint
@2ndTink) bird pictures with it. Maybe y'all can round up a picture or twelve to put with it? This one can be a team effort
The Twelve Days of Poultry
A partridge in a pear tree
Two turtle doves
Three french marans
Four crowing roos
Five ring neck pheasants
Six geese a-laying
Seven swans a-swimming
Eight ducks a-quacking
Nine guinea calling
Ten turkeys gobbling
Eleven peacocks strutting
Twelve quails a-drumming
This one was easy since there are already bunch of birds in the song, and too long to turn into a cracked version