Clean Blonde Jokes!!!

[kyla]

So this blonde was a taking a shower...................









Well you did say clean jokes. I'm here all week, try the eggs.

That I did.

 

[oldrooster]

How do you make a blond's eye's light up? put a flashlight to her ear.
did you hear about the suicidal blond? yea dyed by her own hand.(blond by a bottle folks it's clean)

did you hear about the blond who always used an entire bottle of shampoo in the shower? it said wash rinse repeat,

did you hear about the blond who was found in the frozen food department 4 hours after she walked in the store? the OJ said concentrate

did you hear the one about the smart blond? no? of course not it doesn't exist..

What do you call a smart blond? a golden retreaver

 

[kyla]

LOL

 

[LovePolish]

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

Lol these crack me up!

 

[oldrooster]

I saw my blond neighbor came home from vacation and had a picnic table tied to the roof of his mini van I told him it looked like a nice one where did he get it from he said that he got it for free from Florida, there was a sign that said free picnic tables ahead, but it sure was hard to get them out of the concrete.....
He tells me the next day and said he keeps seeing these signs saying so much for a glass of orange juice and it keeps getting cheaper the further he got he finally stopped after passing 2 signs that said 50cents a glass and the next one said all you can drink for 50cents and he pulls over to the road side stand and he pays his money and drinks his glass and asks for a refill they said thats another 50cents he said your sign says all you can drink, the waitress says that's right that's all you can drink for 50cents...
He told me it took the longest to get through Georgia because it said clean restrooms next 35 exits, so that's what he did.....
he tried to go to Chicago last summer, but the sign said Chicago left so he went home.
His Identical twin brother left to Canada one year and never returned. Seems he saw a sign that said "drink Canada Dry" so he's still trying....

 

[EweSheep]

All those blond jokes! What a riot!

For the "dirty" and "bleeeeeeeeeep" ones that you have to share, PM'ed me!

 

[kyla]

I'm soooooo glad that i started this thread!!!

 

[Gomes Bantams]

All those blond jokes! What a riot!

For the "dirty" and "bleeeeeeeeeep" ones that you have to share, PM'ed me!

Me too!

 

[OneDirectioner]

All those blond jokes! What a riot!

For the "dirty" and "bleeeeeeeeeep" ones that you have to share, PM'ed me!

Me too!

ME THREE!!!!