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[drumstick diva]

Your "Sorry for driving so close in front of you." speaks volumes for his driving. If a car is a block ahead of him, he will speed up until he is riding their trunk, and then be cussing because they are so slow. People like him are the reason I never learned to drive.

I honestly believe if a policemen ticketed him for hostile driving, he would never do it again. He only behaves if a stranger is in the car with him. Then they will say what a great, patient person he is. What a crock!! It means he knows what he is doing is un-exceptable.

 

[oldrooster]

The Lexus was much better than the tempermental Tesla. My brother had to have the model 3, and be-atches about it constantly. The only thing he likes about it, is it takes off like a bat out of hades when he is having his usual road rage antics. I always sit in the back of any of his cars cowering. Figure someone will try to shoot him and get me instead.

Funny thing one sunday a couple of years back my mom was with me and was acting in such a way I felt like I needed to get her home ASAP. So I was driving like a bat out of hell, far faster than I ought, there was a construction zone but the workers were on strike and not there, so I wasn't really worried about workers, only cops that wanted to raise money for the city/county by ticketing. I was going 35 MPG over the construction signage (about 65 or 70) and I was passing everything in sight. But I did have to wait for some to drop over to let me by but I didn't tailgate, something caught my eye, a old man in a pickup was flashing his headlights and yelling and cursing and I turned off the radio opened a window and got the impression I was not going fast enough to suit HIM! I didn't check my mirror for like 5 miles because I figured if anyone was to be behind me they'd have a siren going! I recognised the old coot because I saw him in public and knew he was an old drunk that liked to cause trouble thankfully it was near an off ramp when I saw hi, and he left the highway....

 

[cavemanrich]

Read carefully

 

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[cavemanrich]

Read carefully

 

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[drumstick diva]

Guess it's hard to harvest mini dognuts - so inflated price.

 

[cavemanrich]

 

[drumstick diva]

Lots of folks can't spell, and even more don't know what words to use.

 

[oldrooster]

Just started to date a girl I met who works at kinko's her name is Dot. Dot Matrix.