clean random funny posts

[BullChick]

Why did the vindictive chicken cross the road?
Because it crossed her first!

 

[BullChick]

Why was the plane stinky?
Because it had a strong tailwind.

 

[drumstick diva]

you all may please continue

 

[BullChick]

Alexa tells corny jokes to baby voices. I actually liked the chicken one.

 

[MochaDuck]

Alexa tells corny jokes to baby voices. I actually liked the chicken one.

THAT'S CREEPY!

 

[BullChick]

THAT'S CREEPY!

No, no. She hears Duckling’s young voice, and tells corny jokes. We did discover whisper mode though. That was creepy at first.

 

[MochaDuck]

No, no. She hears Duckling’s young voice, and tells corny jokes. We did discover whisper mode though. That was creepy at first.

I wish there was a whimpering, cowering, shaking emoji because that's what I need right now

 

[BullChick]

 

[MochaDuck]

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Haha. That works too

 

[cavemanrich]