Closed gate!

[BarkerChickens]

Too bad there isn't a way to put a zapper on the gate, so that when they go to open it, it zaps them! (like cattle fences!)

 

[debilorrah]

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Now THAT my dear is a winner!!!!!

 

[chixie]

my point is ... if my gate is shut and locked and I have no trespassing signs up I don't feel like company... if my gate is open then fine come knocking i will come out to talk to you.. and if I am here by myself I lock my gate ... i live in the woods no close neighbors yet(some are moving in across the road someday soon... ohh joy)...

 

[ChickBond 007]

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How about a little "bluff justice"? Add a sign that says:

WARNING: Electrified Gate 20,000 volts

 

[rnoyster]

Debbie......

Get a sheet of plywood and lay your hubbie down on it and take a permanent marker and draw his outline on it. With a red marker, draw a heart about the size of the palm of your hand where the heart should be. Next, take a rifle or handgun and shoot in and arount the drawn heart about 5-6 times. Maybe for good measure, put a hole or two in the head area. Then take it out by your gate with the drawing turned where you can see it from the house and attach it to the fence. Not many people want to stand by a target that is so well used!!!!!! It kind of unnerves them! LOL!!!

 

[Zahboo]

We don't get religious groups, we get Kirby salesmen. This one guy has been to our house 2 times! My grandma is a sucker for the free things they give you. They came last week and gave her Palmolive dish stuff and came in. I said HEY I KNOW YOU! GO AWAY and smiled at her. Grandma has gone to her room, leaving me and my brother to deal with her. She just went on about Your opinion is free would you like to see the Kirby? NO. It will only take 10 minutes. Ma'am get out of my house. While walking out VERY slowly, she said she'd love to demonstrate. I was ticked after a hard day anyway and suggested testing out how fast my dog could chase her to the car. This was when we were pet sitting 2 HUGE pit bulls. They look mean, but are wimps

She quickly gathered her things