Cochins Vs. Orps Bickering thread CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

[Alyssa-Bee]

Damn I said I was leaving. It’s 11:00 now.

Well, bye? Maybe? ...if you do leave.

 

[CHlCKEN]

 

[Leafy]

No.

 

[human1]

Go to bed

no u

I am!!!!!! Very!!! I'm on your team now!!!! Why am I getting tortured!!!!!

didnt you want to get tortured so you could be trusted?

Oh! @TheOddOneOut I think you might need this.
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the almighty CHAIR

Damn I said I was leaving. It’s 11:00 now.

i doubted you in the first place

 

[-Clementine-]

Oooh is that last one lavender? Is she an american shortfeather like @CHlCKEN ?

which one? The cat?

 

[human1]

Oh! @TheOddOneOut I think you might need this.
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isn't that sort of like one of those airplane seats that keep you still during the bumps?

edit -
wait... i know it! YOURE SHIPPING BC OFF SOMEWHERE IN A PLANE

edit 2 -
its not TORTURE if youre keeping her ride smooth

 

[TheOddOneOut]

I am!!!!!! Very!!! I'm on your team now!!!! Why am I getting tortured!!!!!

Because I was instructed to.
Now, do you want me to first stick knitting needles in your eyes, or slice your Achilles’ tendons?
I could also go for carving your ear flaps so they are shaped like Cochins.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

I’m still getting these.
Relentlessly.

 

[The Happster]

Page 416 is broken.

 

[black_cat]

Page 416 is broken.

What do you mean?