Like all good farmers, my wife does the milking...
We've just bought a whole herd of those new "dairy-chickens"
Myers Hatchery developed this year...Maybe you've heard of
them?...Holstein Chickens.
And who can forget the time my wife ran out of cow-food and
decided to feed them some of the hens layer-food. Yep, you
guessed it...couple of hours later, out came the biggest eggs
you ever saw. My poor wife had trouble rolling them things to
the house. I broke into a sweat, thinking I was going to have to
help the poor woman. Good thing my sister in law showed up
when she did. But it wasn't too bad untill one of the cows went all
broody on us. She tore the chicken coop all to pieces gettting
to a nesting box.
Looking back, I probably should have taken the poor cows eggs.
But I let then hatch. Bad mistake.
We've got baby cows roosting in the trees. Breaking a lot of limbs
out of my trees. But that does make it a bit easier on my wife
gathering the firewood.
And you think your neighbors complain about the rooster crowing
in the morning... Have you ever heard a bull crow? Now thats a
noise to wake you right up.
But the coffee...all you gotta do is feed the bull some fresh coffee
beans every day. But the bull, he's only got one spout. I had to buy
another bull, just so my wife could get her decafinated coffee.
Farmer Spook...
We've just bought a whole herd of those new "dairy-chickens"
Myers Hatchery developed this year...Maybe you've heard of
them?...Holstein Chickens.
And who can forget the time my wife ran out of cow-food and
decided to feed them some of the hens layer-food. Yep, you
guessed it...couple of hours later, out came the biggest eggs
you ever saw. My poor wife had trouble rolling them things to
the house. I broke into a sweat, thinking I was going to have to
help the poor woman. Good thing my sister in law showed up
when she did. But it wasn't too bad untill one of the cows went all
broody on us. She tore the chicken coop all to pieces gettting
to a nesting box.
Looking back, I probably should have taken the poor cows eggs.
But I let then hatch. Bad mistake.
We've got baby cows roosting in the trees. Breaking a lot of limbs
out of my trees. But that does make it a bit easier on my wife
gathering the firewood.
And you think your neighbors complain about the rooster crowing
in the morning... Have you ever heard a bull crow? Now thats a
noise to wake you right up.
But the coffee...all you gotta do is feed the bull some fresh coffee
beans every day. But the bull, he's only got one spout. I had to buy
another bull, just so my wife could get her decafinated coffee.
Farmer Spook...
as we simply cannot drive it without being totally crippled. It jars the spine something rotten. I am going to cry because the fellow just came to pick it up!!! I have to put it in a box labled past - the same as our lovely Motorbikes we used to have and the boat and of course DHs work as well. I guess all good things come to an end. I really hate the fact that we are not well these days. It is great we have the care package for Dan. We are getting to a stage of not being able for him full time here. Oh well we will never get another MG like that one - she was beautiful.
