I have WHAT in my yard? :
"So professor should I be worried about my grade or anything??"
Well, exactly what state of denial are you living in? You never did any assignments and failed the mid term. What do you think your grade is?
OK I didn't say that, but I wanted to!!
Sounds like a few of my high school students (freshmen).
"What did I get on the exam?"
"A D."
"Oh... Is that bad?"
I'm pretty blunt with my students, though. I probably would have told the student exactly what you wanted to say, perhaps without the "state of denial" comment.
I am a graduate student, and just finished my final exam for my class Tuesday night. I can only afford to take one class at a time, because they are about $1,200 each, so it is slow going getting done. On the plus side, taking one class at a time allows me to concentrate all my studying on one class only. As a result, I have a 4.0 in grad school which is something I'm extremely happy about. I eventually want to go for my Ph.D., but that will be at least three years from now. I have about six classes left to take.