HAHA! What fun it would have been to see their faces!!!!
And you are all enablers! All this talk of 109 chickens, fancy breeds... I am having a hard time controlling myself and not impulse buying more as it is - and my chicks don't arrive for another week!! i am already planning on getting some Black Cooper Marans next spring, and now Colloncas - which I'd not yet heard of - are calling out "pick me"!!
My husband has already warned me he'll leave me if I become one of "those" chicken people, lol!