LOL yeah, gardening + Colorado = loads and loads of patience. Chicks will be a breeze in comparison. At least that's been my experience. I can get tomatoes and peppers to grow pretty much every year, and squash, but everything else has been hit or miss - most certainly due to my failures almost always, save the hail storm of '09 and the sudden and dramatic infestation of flea beetles and grasshoppers last year.
I am getting ready to prepare the beds for this year, and want to start by getting the girls in there to stir them well, then fence them out so things can grow. This is where I've heard it pays to have a duck or two - apparently they are good at picking off bugs without picking off leaves, and maybe good at eliminating weeds when they are just sprouting? Don't know, this is purely anecdotal and I am not ready to try ducks yet, although one day I would like to have a couple of bantams, but that is way down the road.