Oh but cranky is such a peach. If a dog barks during the day even she calls the cops. My neighborhood used to have all chain link fences and folks would chat to each other through the fence. Not anymore. Even I have put up a privacy fence on that side. I gave her my phone number so she could let me know if the dogs bark collars had failed and OMG. I got 8 full page texts in less than 2 minutes one day saying how she had been up with a sick kiddo and had finally gotten to lay down and how my dog barked waking her up and how she did not want to have to call the police and so on and so on. I took off work drove the 30 minutes home to find my dogs were left in the house by DH and so it could NOT have been them.
DH and I are both surprised she has not called the cops on the hens when they do the egg song.
OH and cranky just had another kid. That makes 3 years she has lived there, 2 kids and at least 9 newly privacy fenced yards.
I want giant wind chimes now for some reason.