Come Ramble With Me!

[human1]

The fact that I have a bathroom scale, a staple gun, multiple sharp knives, several scalpels, a hatchet, and four noisy guineas -- including one imprinted sweetheart who has a very sharp beak.
Oh, and many hardcover books, including a copy of Gray's Anatomy.

yum

 

[EmmaRainboe]

The fact that I have a bathroom scale, a staple gun, multiple sharp knives, several scalpels, a hatchet, and four noisy guineas -- including one imprinted sweetheart who has a very sharp beak.
Oh, and many hardcover books, including a copy of Gray's Anatomy.

All fair points. It appears I forgot who I was dealing with for a second. My apologies dear Blood Princess.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

All fair points. It appears I forgot who I was dealing with for a second. My apologies dear Blood Princess.

Pardoned.
Have you taken hUMAN's eyes yet? I believe that I recall you threatening her in that manner at some point or another.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

Have you taken hUMAN's eyes yet? I believe that I recall you threatening her in that manner at some point or another.

Indeed. They are sitting in a jar in my collection. Right next to her nose and fingers of course.

 

[human1]

Pardoned.
Have you taken hUMAN's eyes yet? I believe that I recall you threatening her in that manner at some point or another.

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[bill3607]

The fact that I have a bathroom scale, a staple gun, multiple sharp knives, several scalpels, a hatchet, and four noisy guineas -- including one imprinted sweetheart who has a very sharp beak.
Oh, and many hardcover books, including a copy of Gray's Anatomy.

bathroom scale??? You going to weigh her to death???

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

bathroom scale??? You going to weigh her to death???

No, no -- whack her with it.

 

[bill3607]

No, no -- whack her with it.

What in the world would ever cause you to think of your bathroom scales as the first thing for your defense from a crazed torture woman?

 

[human1]

What in the world would ever cause you to think of your bathroom scales as the first thing for your defense from a crazed torture woman?

theyre b i g

 

[EmmaRainboe]

Told y’all human was a mutant. She has revealed her true form.