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[bill3607]

No, I would probably use the staple gun and hatchet/knives in that scenario. The bathroom scales are what I use when I need to knock someone out but still keep them in one piece (minus some concussing, of course).

Staple them to the floor, then hack and slice and stab away while every now and again stopping to smash them in the head with the bathroom scales. Teach you to break in here to kill me. How much you weigh now that you have no arms or legs or blood sucker!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Staple them to the floor, then hack and slice and stab away while every now and again stopping to smash them in the head with the bathroom scales. Teach you to break in here to kill me. How much you weigh now that you have no arms or legs or blood sucker!

... Yes, that is one way of dealing with a burglar, I suppose.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

Staple them to the floor, then hack and slice and stab away while every now and again stopping to smash them in the head with the bathroom scales. Teach you to break in here to kill me. How much you weigh now that you have no arms or legs or blood sucker!

That actually sounds marvelous. You have impressed me.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

Lasagna, or spaghetti?
I find the combination of pasta, meat, sauce, and cheese to be delectable, but even my own sister (or was it my brother? I can't remember at the moment) doesn't like the stuff....

I’m not a fan of lasagna either. Garfield can have mine.

 

[bill3607]

Ah, I see it now. Oops. I misread your post, Bill, sorry.

That actually sounds marvelous. You have impressed me.

Why that is quite the compliment from the torture Queen!! Thank you so much!!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I’m not a fan of lasagna either. Garfield can have mine.

No, give it to me! I'll give you a chocolate cake recipe.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

No, give it to me! I'll give you a chocolate cake recipe.

MmmmmMmmm.... chocolate cake....

 

[bill3607]

Speaking of food makes me think of the delicious venison burger had tonight. It was excellent! It would have been nice to have some chocolate cake afterwards, too. But, I was not that blessed.

 

[Laura_BelgianBantams_63]

Thx @EmmaRainboe and @human1

 

[human1]

Thx @EmmaRainboe and @human1

no problem!