"Come talk to us, please!!"

[DuckWhisperer06]

“I assume all ducks are welcome. My name’s Jasmine. Here’s some selfies I took yesterday and this morning” -Jasmine

 

[MochaDuck]

Izzy: Hello subjects.

Ruben: SRRRTEEEEAAACCCHHH!!! ["crowing"]

Nadia: will you tickle me?

Hazel: can I sit on you lap and poop?

 

[Butterscotchbitesfinger]

“Hi the names Millie! We just found out we have Northern spotted quolls in this area. Our neighbor died having been eaten by one. We had a hawk sit in the tree above us and we didn’t run for cover, then our human came and ruined all the fun she put us away....”-Millie
“And I’m Lavender, We have big shoes to fill. Apparently the last flock that lived where we live now were murdered by a FOX!” - Lavender
“Wait! Back up! A FOX! How come nobody said anything? And why did nobody tell me we had taken control of Butterscotchbitesfinger’s phone?! I want to go tell Poppy!” - Savannah
“Wait! Savvy! You can’t! Poppy will make us give it back and then fun over!” - Millie
“Yeah Game over! But Harry said we have to save him a turn before Poppy takes it off us” - Lavender
“So you tell Harry but not me?!” - Savannah
“URGH nice work Lavender” - Millie
“Hey! I was trying to buy us more time with This thing” - Lavender
“Fine. Go get Harry. We promised him a turn” - Millie
“Stop whining and go get him yourself” - Savannah
“Hey I’m not whining” - Millie
“Alright guys calm down. I will go get Harry.” - Lavender
“Millie I’m sorry I said you were whining” - Savannah
“It’s ok. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you” - Millie
“My turn!” - Harry
“Wait a sec” - Millie
“What’s going on?!” - Poppy
“Oh great fun’s over” - Savannah
“I want a go!” - Poppy

 

[Butterscotchbitesfinger]

"Tonight we (the flock I'm in) all went in our house at 8:30 PM. We always make sure to be in before dark because we're scared of the things that I sort of gray and white....they have sharp teeth the their paws are like human hands, they have thumbs! Yikes!" - Blamo

“Scary!” - Millie
“What is it?!” - Savannah
“Savvy will you please come down off the tree?” - Lavender
“Not till I know what it is!” - Savannah
“We have to Be in before Dark too! Those things which have the Orange fur and walk on 4 legs will eat us.” - Lavender
“You mean foxes. I’ve heard humans talking about them. No idea what the grey and white things are though!” - Millie
“I’m kinda worried that Savvy’s going to faint... she’s lost all colour in her comb and her feathers are going off white” - Lavender
“Ouch!” - Savannah
“Poor Savvy just face planted! Mills we need to do something!” - Lavender
“She’ll be ok” - Millie
“Anyway our neighbor died after a Quoll got into her coop. Poor hen had bite marks. It’s a crime scene!” - Poppy
“Bite marks!” - Savannah
“Um so just in case you haven’t picked This up by now. Savvy’s terrified of death” - Millie

 

[cluckmecoop7]

"Sorry we have not been here for a while." - Blamo
"We were super busy for a few days." - Kiwi
"We decided to bring a friend from our flock to join us." - Blamo
"And here she is!!" - Kiwi

"Hi, my name is marshmallow. (Hey kiwi, it's hard typing with our feet.) But everyone calls me 'Marshy'. - Marshy

 

[Butterscotchbitesfinger]

“Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii” - Vivian (from my other flock)
“Who are these chickens?” - Phoebe
“No clue” -Katie
“Never mind. How are you all?” - Vivian

 

[cluckmecoop7]

"Our momma is about to give us chunks of banana! I heard her talking!" Blamo

 

[DuckWhisperer06]

“Forget banana, what about grapes?” -Doorbell

“But don’t you forget, they MUST be red grapes, green just doesn’t cut it!” -Delilah

 

[Butterscotchbitesfinger]

“Oooooh what’s a grape?” - Millie
“They are juicy goodness that happens to not grow in winter. That’s why you haven’t tasted the glory of a grape” - Chloe

 

[Butterscotchbitesfinger]

“I don’t care what colour they are I just want to taste one” - Lavender
“Agreed” - Savannah
“Maybe we will in summer” - Millie
“Oooh what are we talking about?” - Vivian