common sense fashion rules

[scbatz33]

http://www.thefashionpolice.net/jeans/page/3

Be afraid, be very afraid!

 

[PineappleMama]

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I've yet to figure out WHY anyone would want to wear this style since I know where it came from... prisons and psych wards do not allow belts (or anything else that you could use to strangle yourself or others) so everyone who doesn't have custom fitted duds is going to have droopy drawers. I don't even want to think about how those drawers drooping on their own might make romance easier in those places either but darned if I can not think of it... prison makes me

and the thought of two lunatics breeding just scares the crap out of me.

Why in the devil would you want everyone around you thinking that you're comfy (based on experience?) with Prison OR Psych Ward Fashion?

Boggles my mind and make me take a wide berth around those folks just in case they might have a need to reach out and touch someone.

The thong above the pants thing... I'm sorry but that's just EWWW. Have these people not heard all the gagging when the plumber's crack is mentioned? Did they somehow miss this knowledge? Why in the world would you want to emulate the hairy butt crack?

Easy rule for bellies... the only rolls I find attractive are the baked kind... other than that, keep your pastries to yourself. I've always been a little bluh about that, but after having babies and seeing what all can end up in those crevices... formula, pureed peas, poo, diaper rash goo and remember that babies don't sweat so I shudder to think of what all might be fermenting in an adult's crevices...

overall not something I want to think about when I'm trying to eat... though, I suppose if you saw that while grocery shopping it might stop you from overspending... hmmm.... note to self: tape pic of grossly overweight woman in bikini to shopping list.

 

[xxkirsty&herchickensxx]

Thank god I live in the uk, Only asda is here .....

 

[sparkles2307]

xxkirsty&herchickensxx :

Socks and flipflops, Lol Its like a crime

LOL I hate this, and my 6yo LOVES wearing sock and flip flops! I cant get him to stop! Drives me NUTS!​

 

[Catstar68]

more - clothing that people wear with the tags still on, baseball caps on sideways, huge shirts that are necessary to cover up the fact that their pant's waist is somewhere between their knees and ankles...I mean, how do you keep them right at that position. And spare me the boxer shorts visible over the tops of them.

 

[Nupine]

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I've yet to figure out WHY anyone would want to wear this style since I know where it came from... prisons and psych wards do not allow belts (or anything else that you could use to strangle yourself or others) so everyone who doesn't have custom fitted duds is going to have droopy drawers. I don't even want to think about how those drawers drooping on their own might make romance easier in those places either but darned if I can not think of it... prison makes me

and the thought of two lunatics breeding just scares the crap out of me.

Why in the devil would you want everyone around you thinking that you're comfy (based on experience?) with Prison OR Psych Ward Fashion?

Boggles my mind and make me take a wide berth around those folks just in case they might have a need to reach out and touch someone.

The thong above the pants thing... I'm sorry but that's just EWWW. Have these people not heard all the gagging when the plumber's crack is mentioned? Did they somehow miss this knowledge? Why in the world would you want to emulate the hairy butt crack?

Easy rule for bellies... the only rolls I find attractive are the baked kind... other than that, keep your pastries to yourself. I've always been a little bluh about that, but after having babies and seeing what all can end up in those crevices... formula, pureed peas, poo, diaper rash goo and remember that babies don't sweat so I shudder to think of what all might be fermenting in an adult's crevices...

overall not something I want to think about when I'm trying to eat... though, I suppose if you saw that while grocery shopping it might stop you from overspending... hmmm.... note to self: tape pic of grossly overweight woman in bikini to shopping list.

Lots of things can end up in those crevices! A family friend used to work at a mental hospital, and there was this huge woman there, and she was too big to fit in the shower. So she didn't shower and got all stinky and nasty. Huge amounts of fungus grew under her boobs and between her fat rolls. It stunk really bad and was infected, so they had to have several people hold up a boob/fat roll and others scrub and disinfect and medicate underneath. Nasty, huh? That story is one thing that helps keep me thin!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

How awful.

 

[seismic wonder2]

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That's because we used to wear what are now referred derogatorily as "mom jeans". Of course I think the higher waist jeans are far more flattering.....
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/21675_kim_kardashian_eea6.jpg

First of all...Kim K. in the picture could wear a potato sack and look hot....I'm just sayin....

LADIES!!! WHAT IS THE POINT OF PERFUME???????

To Me...Perfume is to capture my attention, and peak my interest. NOT KNOCK ME OUT AND BURN MY EYES!!!!

Please, Take it easy on the scent....You're not deer hunting.

 

[emmalynn]

My cellulite and I have a very personal relationship that we don't share with anyone, why can't some of these people keep their rolls, dimples, butt crevices, etc. private????

I take my children with me when I shop and some of the questions they ask!!!

Why is that man wearing a dress?, Mom did you see that lady w/ her butt hanging out?, etc etc

My fav is when my daughter turned to one of her friends at the store and said "My mom would not let me out of the house dressed like that!" That is right people...my job is done!!!

What is up with the furry boots???

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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They forgot to shave that morning...?