To whomever answered me personally, I must admit, I did not write this funny email, just copy and pasted it from another forum. I have had run-ins with my bank before, (Bank of America) where they held up ATM transactions for several days, and then bunched them all together and bounced a whole bunch of them, with a $500+ bounce charges. I went to speak to a teller, who said they couldn't do anything about it. I asked to speak to a mangager and she said it was an "electronic glitch of the system, unfortunately irreversable." I demanded that she reverse it manually, right here, right now. She declined. I told her if she opted to keep my money, she would be sorry, because her branch would not, in fact, be able to keep my money, acquired by theft. I told her I would make a point of kicking over sprinkler heads, breaking landscaping branches, scratching the glass on her front door, pouring ink on her carpet and cutting the cushions on her chairs in her lobby until... not just $500 worth of damage was done, but until I wasn't torqued off any more, and that might be a long time. I also promised to spread the mayhem around to every branch I ever visited, and make it a point to visit any and all nearby branches. I did not whisper when I was informing her of this. The whole lobby full of people just stood there, drop jawed. She immediately found some sort of way to reverse the charges, ALL of it. And she had the good sense to apologize to me, also not in a whisper.
