Completely OT of chickens but I had to share.

[palomino777902]

Yes it was a cute and funny story but it also brought a tear to my eye at the end where the mommy had an "AHA" moment about that mommy contract.

Those days go by so fast, so Don't Blink

 

[newchickenfamily]

OMG!!

That was hilarious! I too have been in those shoes, but thankfully not when stinkies were present!! My DD was famous for pulling that kind of stuff.

 

[Barnyard]

Oh my gosh. I pure had tears in my eyes while reading this. I love it, thanks for sharing!!

 

[WriterofWords]

My son tried to give me away in Safeway, then identified is Grandma the next trip when she passed gas!

 

[steffpeck]

That is soooooo funny!!!!! I was laughing so hard it was pulling on my stitches from my surgery. My DH was rolling on the floor laughing.

 

[Mrs.Yardbird]

Oh this didn't happen to me. I'd be wayyyy toooo embarrassed to post this if it happened to me.

I visit a pregnancy forum/blog group to get answers and stories for my pesky pregnancy questions (this is our first, we're still freaking out and I'm due in little over 4 weeks lol). One of the ladies that is a member of the same forum posted this for us to read because, unlike me, she wasn't too embarrassed..well at least not to post it 4 months after it happened.

I'm so glad you all enjoyed, I went and posted again on my forum and told everyone that my "chicken" people (sorry but that is what I call you all, they are my pregnancy people) that you all loved it. I also asked her to keep the Cade stories coming because they are pure classic.

 

[skand]

My friend's son, when he was 3, must be with that age group that the censor bar is not placed, thank goodness they were at home when it happened, but she was going big girl potty, she locked the door (just in case he learned to turn the handle), well it was her 'time of the month'. As Zy hears the wrapper, pops his lil eyeballs at the crack of the door at the bottom, and starts the " hey mom, is that candy? do I hear candy wrappers in there mom? Can I have a candy too mom?" At that moment, she wished more then anything for a little girl, just so she could say, when you get to be a grown up, you can have candy wrappers too honey.

 

[Acre of Blessings]

LOL

 

[cjeanean]

That's horrible!!! LOL!!!

My son did something similar, except we weren't in the bathroom. My husband, on one occassion, started talking about poop while we were walking through wal mart. Matthew somehow translated that to me, and asked, as loud as he could, ARE YOU GONNA GO POOP, MAMA??? DO YOU NEED TO GO POOP? WE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM SO YOU CAN GO POOP!!! I was mortified.

Then, a few weeks later, my husband was talking about being naked. It was summertime, 101 degrees outside, and Charlie said something about how he wished he could be naked. Once again, Matthew translated that to me. YOU WANNA BE NAKED, MAMA??? THAT'S GROSS, SICKO!!! YOU CAN BE NAKED IF YOU WANT TO, MAMA!!! MAMA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?! COME BACK HERE, MAMA! DON'T RUN AWAY, MAMA!!!!

I was mortified. I swore I would never go to the store with those two ever again.

 

[TT]

There are tears running down my face I have laughed so hard. I have a just turned 4 who does the same type of thing