That is some funny **** right there! When I was a kid there was a guy that was getting ready to ship out to Viet Nam. Before he left he thought that he should get rid of a case of dynamite that he stole from the local quarry, the same quarry that Nicholds and McVey stole dynamite from many years later. So this fella drove around looking for a remote area where he would not be seen to get rid of it. It just so happened to be across the road from our family farm, we did not live here at the time, we were suitcase farmers, lived in Wichita and came out every weekend to farm.
This guy set that case of dynamite out in the open and blew it up at about two in the morning. The nearest neighbor is about 3/4 miles away and it rattled his windows and of course woke them up, he said he fell out of bed and thought the world was coming to an end. Yeah, that crater is still there too. Oh, and the guy still went to Viet Nam, the judge made sure of that.