That reminds me of when I was taking a class to prepare for the real estate exam, ages ago. The instructor asked for the legal term for someone who died without a will. The answer was intestate. One of the quietest young ladies in the class hesitantly raised her hand. When called on she answered "In testes"? The instructor very matter of factly responded "intestate", she instantly realized her mistake and turned bright red. Mind you this is a class of 20 to 40 year olds. Someone on one side of the room began to shake with the giggles, fighting a losing battle, and before you knew it we were all doing that goofy giggle that you try to stop but can't. It swept from one side of the room to the other and as one area would get control the next area would lose it. The instructor scolded us with "Shall we move on"? and it only started another wave of the giggles. Finally, he said "Take a 10 minute break and when you return, I expect all of you to act like adults". We did. He also held us over for 10 minutes.



That too, is hilarious. Okay, as long as we are telling embarrassingly funny stories.....in Australia, we have a different name for what you call an eraser. We call them a rubber (because they "rub out" mistakes). Also in Australia, a common touristy item to be found in various parts of the country, are erasers in the shape of famous landmarks of that region. So a common "collectable" for vacationers, is erasers of the various places they have visited. My brother was one such collector. So when my parents came to visit, my mother decided to find him an eraser from where I was living at the time, to add to his collection. I took her into a drugstore, and, unable to find any on her own, she approached the cashier and asked loudly "Do you have any rubbers? My son collects them". You can just imagine the immediate silence and the stunned look on the cashier's face as she tried to take this in. Meanwhile, I was beside her, elbowing her and hissing "Erasers. They're called erasers here".