So did Ned get a thorough worming as well? I usually worm my turkeys about once a month. I notice about that time that they get thin poo. I worm them and it firms back up. I've never found a worm in any of my birds but I am sure they get them. I just try to stay pretty proactive worming them. The hens only get wormed about twice a year but the rest get wormed more often. I haven't used a wormer on the ducks or geese yet. I am scared of hurting them. I've been meaning to get some horse paste ivermectin for that.
Most ducks start laying at about the same age as chickens. Around 5 to 6 months. I'll be the girl will be laying soon.
Your mating description is funny! Personally I am glad I am neither a duck nor a chicken. I guarantee if someone grabbed hold of the back of my head and started flapping there would be one angry woman to reckon with!![]()

Oh, I am SO hopeful right now that worms are Ned's problem because yes, he is getting the wormer too. A link sent me in the direction of administering Ivermectin that I really liked because it is "self-dosing". Here is the link:
http://www.heavensentranch.com/poultryhealth.htm
Basically, this woman is a big-time breeder who follows the principle that it doesn't matter how good your breeding stock is, if you don't first take care of their health. The method she uses for worming, and which she swears by, is to get the injectable Ivermectin, but put it in the water at 4cc/gallon. She advises to provide enough water for 2 days. She first started doing it for 3 days but then cut it to 2 and says that works for her. Anyway, it is self-dosing because each bird will drink the quantity they need for their body weight, so it is safe for chicks or adults, chickens or turkeys, because each bird should drink the amount of water for their body size and therefore get the amount of the drug that their body size requires. There is no withdrawal time, and for worms, no need to re-dose after the 10 day period like you have to with so many of the drugs. I'm really hoping she knows what she's talking about. Anyway, I took up all waterers except the one I had the Ivermectin in, so Ned is drinking from that fount along with the chickens. If worms are his problem, hopefully I will see some improvement in the next few days. He does have me worried tonight though. All along, Madge has urged sleeping in the coop, while Ned hasn't been convinced, and has wanted to sleep outside. Tonight I went down after dinner to let the flock out of the yard for some free-range time and found both turkeys already on the roosts (6:15pm?) I figured they might get down but they stayed there until they were joined by the chickens. Ordinarily I'd be pleased but it seems just one more indication that Ned isn't feeling well.