Constant, loud parties in the brooder

[dsqard]

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Chickens don't have ARMS! OMG what do I have in my brooder?

 

[sfw2]

Just found this thread. I live near Brandon and Heather (Bishopschickens) and was going to get some BLRW chicks from them. I'm rethinking that after this.

 

[dsqard]

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If you have triple strand razor wire around your brooder then I say GO FOR IT!

 

[Miss Lydia]

......thewhyblockl

 

[Cass]

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I LOVE IT!

I wish I could print it out and hang it on the brooder!
Thanks so much for doing that-that's AWESOME!

Have you tried right clicking on the picture and selecting "save picture"??? You might be able to print it out... I know my daughter has printed things from cartoon/anime sites many, many times.

 

[Miss Lydia]

hey dsqard, I saw that very picture hanging in the post office today

dirty little rascals must be in our part of the country now...

 

[dsqard]

Miss Lydia, you must fortify your house and coop if you suspect those hooligans are in your area. Do you have sandbags? Bottled water? Flashlights and extra batteries? Cell phones or CB radios? Hand guns and shotguns? 6 months worth of food? Barbed wire or razor wire? Tazers? Hand grenades? Artillery and mortars? You must be prepared! It could be all out war! I will say a prayer for you and for Sheila! I work with unmanned aircraft and would fly reconnaissance flights for you but you are too far away!

 

[Miss Lydia]

I am ready dsqard, my goose has on his combat boots on and armed with a submachine gun. the ducks are in the trees with search lights watching in case of an air assult. The chickens have their positions on the roost just in case of ground invasion, and my dogs are all laying around on the sofa comforted in the fact that the birds have everything under control... razor wire and barb wire in place- grub and drink stored up in case this goes on longer than expected. ..I heard they were marching this way but it would be after they ransack the rest of the country first, it's an all out invasion and we better warn the world!!

since you run the drones on the west coast maybe you can get the Jersey giants to hold em' off long enough till we can get everyone evacuated to safer ground...I understand easttx hasn't been heard from in a few days so I'm sure she's done for...

 

[dsqard]

OMG Miss Lydia you have me cracking up and I can envision it all! Might have to enlist some games for the recon patrols. I hear they can fly really well. Let me know if you are near a military base, I could maybe hook you up with some flights! Near real time video could be fed into your house via satellite! Just let me know and I will put in a call and pull some strings. I have connections. About Sheila, I haven't heard from her since yesterday when she was commenting about the slinging water. You don't think they are waterboarding her do you?

 

[sharol]

Maybe Tom Lehrer's song (Cows with Guns) is coming true. He included "chickens in choppers" coming to rescue the cows with guns.