Constant, loud parties in the brooder

[FuzzyButtsFarm]

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OMG I forgot all about a bunker.

But this is florida you can't dig more that 3 ft. or it fills up with water. I wonder if you can get a tax credit for an above ground bunker.

 

[Miss Lydia]

this is what he looked like last week ibeier his real name is [Secret Agent Man] I mean Goose.........and what may I ask is that walking around12 ft up? looks like their guarding the perimeter....and that rumpless thing is really suspisous. forgot to say

maclady

 

[dwegg]

Hey Easttxchick...here is our 'Lemon Blue Cochin boy' (Green beret terrorist sleeper) that came from the same training camp (Bishopschickens) and are the same age!!!..he is HUGE..we call him 'Gigantor!' I have to steel myself everytime I put my hand in the brooder.
I am just waiting for my 'sleeper cell' in the basement to be 'activated' and he comes kicking in the doors with those huge feet.
Coincidence???? I think NOT!

 

[FuzzyButtsFarm]

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Did you check for zippers. It really could be a disguise.

My son's cat had kittens 2 wks ago, eyes just opened a few days ago. Both male.
Nope no zippers they are real. You can't be to safe.

 

[FuzzyButtsFarm]

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Yeah those feet could be a secret weapon.

 

[Miss Lydia]

dwegg, those look like chicks on steriods!

and those are the cutest little chicks I mean kitties I have ever seen, but I bet theres some way they put that disguise on with out zippers

 

[BWKatz]

I just found this post from BYC Newsletter.Read thru all 22 pages. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Ya'll are all a bunch of hoots!

 

[easttxchick]

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I was afraid this was going to happen...I hate to say it, but I'm thinking Gigantor may be heading up the whole operation.
I hope you're keeping a VERY close eye on the sleeper cell-IF it's activated, you need to go join one of the others in a fortified bunker.
Please keep us posted.

Pete-I think you should be in charge of making foil hats for us all(I'd like something with a wide brim, please).

maclady-It's interesting that you should mention finding maps in the brooder drawn in poo. I can't be sure, but when cleaning out the brooder this evening, I came across something that looked like a very crude poo drawing of The United States...I chalked it up to them pouring some of their energy into something creative, like poo art, but apparently, there is something more sinister going on...

Miss Lydia-I'm just not sure how far we can trust "Secret Agent Man"...

One more thing, I feel it is my duty to tell you all...we fortified the outdoor brooder tonight so tomorrow...they'll be outside. I won't have the ability to keep constant surveillance on them anymore(my night vision goggles are in the shop) so they MAY be performing night raids. I'm just sayin'....

 

[gritsar]

Sheila, what I want to know is how my broody ended up with one of your hooligan eggs. I'm certain that TJ (Thor Jr.) is related to your chicks. Not even a day old and he's frazzling his mama's nerves. No wonder his hatchmate stays hidden under mama all the time. I would too if there was a fluffy gangster in my nest with me.

 

[True Grit]

Super funny thread! I keep going back to it and reading bits and pieces when I want a laugn.