Constant, loud parties in the brooder

[Miss Lydia]

this is what I saw milling around our back door, Now we're surrounded and theres no escaping

 

[WhySayWhat]

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Did you check for zippers. It really could be a disguise.
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My son's cat had kittens 2 wks ago, eyes just opened a few days ago. Both male.
Nope no zippers they are real. You can't be to safe.

I love this thread! But wanted to hijack it for a minute to say how cute those babies are! My 20 pound boy (in my avatar) looked just like the little grey one when he was a baby!

Okay, back to laughing over the rest of the posts.

 

[chickengrl]

OMG! I just hatched out this morning 4 chicks from Bishop's chickens with 4 more pipped and on the way! Don't you think a responsible seller would have told me about this undesirable terrorist personality trait in his flock!!!!?? Good grief, what should we do? Maybe the labradors can save us? I really think he should send me some FREE eggs so that I can, uh, terminate/contain them or something like that. We are doomed!

 

[Miss Lydia]

Now it's not just chicks from Va. it's moving all over the U.S. North, South, East, and West..

 

[pharmchickrnmom]

dsqard--I would check around for a welding torch that is hidden near that cage as it looks like they have a plan for breaking out.

Petej--if the cheeps get a boat, you are doomed!

Miss lydia--they arent milling around, they are busy laying traps in preparation for their assault!

 

[easttxchick]

Well...we moved them outside today.
While we reinforced the brooder with stainless steel(approx 1 foot thick), there are no guarantees.
Their craftiness is surpassed only by their sheer desire to wreak havoc.
You've all been warned and it's every man/woman for themselves.

Good grief, somebody throw PeteJ a Lifesaver! What flavor would you like Pete? Spearmint or wintergreen?

Miss Lydia-It appears your home is surrounded...where is Sammy? Why wasn't he guarding the permeter?????

 

[sharol]

I'm not a lawyer, and I don't play one on TV, but I COULD have stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

I think I may offer to represent all the claimants pro bono in a libel suit against y'all. You are assuming that these poor little baby chickies are terrorists just because of their looks. This is profiling of the worst kind, and the poor babies need to have someone to speak up for them. Innocent little chickies are being blatantly harmed by all this vile talk. It will warp their little psyches and interfere with their ability to live happy lives. Tsk tsk.

They deserve suitable representation!

 

[dsqard]

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Great now the hooligans have a hired gun on their side? Typical of such ruffians. Bet she is nothing but an ambulance chaser who is going to regret representing them!

She will probably be the next one to wind up duct taped to a chair!

 

[sharol]

I may be a weasel, but I'm THEIR weasel. Besides, it is no easy thing to handle duct tape if you have feathers, either. Hmph!

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Great now the hooligans have a hired gun on their side? Typical of such ruffians. Bet she is nothing but an ambulance chaser who is going to regret representing them!

She will probably be the next one to wind up duct taped to a chair!

 

[Atlchick]

Besides, it is no easy thing to handle duct tape if you have feathers, either. Hmph!

It's easier if they have thumbs!

You know some breeds keep them folded in under their wings, don't you??? Be afraid, lawyer....be very afraid!

By the way, I see by sharol's 'signature' that she specializes in "rescues".... it's a good thing. She's gonna need that talent when her clients turn on her