Contest: What is momma duck saying? Winners Post #89!!!!!

1) hup 2 ...3...4 hup..2..3...4.

2) I will take away your peas if you dont knock it off and keep up

3) Where the heck did all of you guys come from?

4) Thats it! I'm telling your father-wait till he finds out! "no mom not that, please quack quack I wont do it again please dont tell daddy!"

5) If we hurry up, she will never see us sneak into the tub for a real bath!
 
[to herself] "No one warned me that all 14 would actually hatch"

"We'll get there when we get there and the next of you to ask will sit in time out on the bank!"

"Okay everyone, let's play the quiet game!"

"Keep up! Billy, don't dawdle. Bonny, wait up for your brother. Bobby, keep your bill to YOURSELF!!!"
 
LOL that group play the quiet game? You should hear them, they are loud little peepers and that momma sounds like a drill sgt. These are so cute, I'm really looking forward to this.
 
Mama duck with chorusing ducklings:
"I don't know but I've been told"
"We don't know but she's been told"
"This farm has the best grub around"
"Our farm has the best grub in town"
"Sound OFF: One, Two, Three, Four...every DUCK marches in a row"

"Ducktails are for keeping neat"
"We will learn to keep them neat"
"Clean those bills and mine the beaks!"
"Scrub our bills and avoid the pecking beaks!"
"Sound OFF: One, Two, Three, Four...last one to the pond is a roo!"
 
1. Woah, I must have drank too much pond water—I'm seeing way more of you than is actually possible! I’d better go have a nap . . .

2. As Mayor of the Munchkin City . . .

3. All right children, listen up! Follow me in to the woods and wait there for me. Now, little Hansel and Gretel, don't bother to leave a trail of bread crumbs, you know that your siblings will just eat them.

4. Okay, which one of you ugly ducklings is going to turn into the beautiful swan, get a sweet TV show and book deal out of it, and buy Mommy that private pond with the gooseberry bushes by the shore, hmm?

5. 'Cmon little ones! We're going to visit Grandma! It's been over 28 days since the wedding, and I want win back her confidence in Daddy and I!

5 and a half: Aflack!!!!
 
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Keep your beek to yourself
look, don't touch
Jimmy, don't eat that dead bug, you don't know what killed it.
I hope they have excedrine at the pond, one more quack and my head will explode.
 
OMG, run! Did you see the look on that chickens face when we hit her with a water ballon....

Last one to the pool is a rotten egg~

OMG, Kmart has a blue light special kids, hurry! We're getting a new pool~

Holy smokes the cow actually got up after we tipped it! RUN~

Listen kids, catch up! Mommy gained a couple of pounds after having you and i need to get back into shape. Hut 1, hut 2
 

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