1. Woah, I must have drank too much pond waterI'm seeing way more of you than is actually possible! Id better go have a nap . . .
2. As Mayor of the Munchkin City . . .
3. All right children, listen up! Follow me in to the woods and wait there for me. Now, little Hansel and Gretel, don't bother to leave a trail of bread crumbs, you know that your siblings will just eat them.
4. Okay, which one of you ugly ducklings is going to turn into the beautiful swan, get a sweet TV show and book deal out of it, and buy Mommy that private pond with the gooseberry bushes by the shore, hmm?
5. 'Cmon little ones! We're going to visit Grandma! It's been over 28 days since the wedding, and I want win back her confidence in Daddy and I!
5 and a half: Aflack!!!!