Contest: What is momma duck saying? Winners Post #89!!!!!

[TaLani]

"We just got back from the pond, so no, we're not going back again for the millionth time today, so DON'T ask again!"

"Jimmy, if your friends told you to jump off the bridge just to jump into the river, would you do it??!!"

"When I was a wee duckling, we used to have to walk uphill, both ways to the pond in the middle of winter and pray the whole time that it wasn't frozen over."

 

[Tuffoldhen]

I just gotta say I love these, your all coming up with great sayings!! Good Luck!!

 

[WriterofWords]

OMG I'm dying here!! My mom and I are laughing so hard we have to take potty breaks!

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

"Dang birth control..."

 

[gocrow77]

1. Look there are the pink legs with treats! If you guys make me loose out to those squaking hens again I'll hand you over to the next broody I see. Then how often will you get to go swimming huh?

2. Stop following me - you guys are driving me qwackers!

3. *mutters to herself* " why oh why did I think I could handle the multiples that go hand in hand with fertility treatments?"

 

[Sallyschickens]

"Hands behind your back, please. And stay away from those spikes on that big plant!"

 

[LA~Poulet]

"You are all acting just like your father. Figures!"

 

[mom'sfolly]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5......13, 13!!!! 13????? Oh no, I had 14 when I started....1, 2, 3, 4, 5,.....14, whew, just miscounted....1, 2, 3, 4,

 

[Kesta]

1.*quacks* keep it up kids! only 20 more laps around the pond before swim training! you will all be olympic gold medalists in no time!
2.all right kids u have to help me catch that duckling! i dont know why you all got it in ur minds to make her the goose when u know she is having an identity crisis! now she is off to find her momma goose! *after playing duck duck goose*
3.floaties? check! webbed feet? check! Alfred? wheres Alfred!
4. if i hear another sound that isnt feet hitting the ground we will turn around and there will be no pond for you! "but moooooooooom" thats it! turn around were going home!
5. run kids run! theres a crazy deal at walmart for the next 10 minutes! if u buy a pond theyll send hot drakes over to install it, free of charge!

 

[SproutGirl]

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That is funny!